Youtube Loves Jeff Dunham…And So Do I!
You know the story. Sitting in Geography class, trying to get your teacher to start talking about completely non-related subjects. Well one time I went to his class, he was showing us something on youtube, one of my friends asked him to search for “achmed the dead terrorist”.
Well, we watched that awesome video, and from then on, I was hooked on Jeff Dunham! If you don’t know who he is, or if you’ve never seen any of his videos, search for Jeff Dunham on youtube. Seriously, this guy is amazing.
The one’s you definitely gotta watch are “Jeff Dunham & Achmed”, “Jeff Dunham & Peanut”, & not forgetting “Jeff Dunham & Jose Halapeno”….on a steeek! And that’s just the beginning! Here are a few quotes from my favourite Jeff Dunham Performances:
Jeff: So did you two have a good day today?
Peanut: Yes
Jose: No
Peanut: Yes
Jose: No
Peanut: Shut Up!
Jeff: (hisses) You were supposed to take him to the spa..
Peanut: (hisses) I took him to the spa!!!!
Jose: He put me in the vegetable steamer…
Peanut: It’s the same damn thing! It goes hot and steamy and it goes DING!
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Jeff: So you’re a terrorist? Where do you get your recruits?
Achmed The Dead Terrorist: From the suicide hotline!
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Jeff: So you’re a superhero? What’s that big D on your costume for?
Melvin The Superhero: It stands for my theme song
Jeff: Oh really? What’s your theme song?
Melvin The Superhero: Duh Da Da Duh!

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